Un assemblage de mensonges

Realized I really ought to have one of these. Perenially disorganized, but what can you do.

♦ indicates a personal favorite.
Bold indicates the table of contents to a full-length series.

( The Fake News Stuff )

( The Other Series Stuff )

( The Crossover Stuff )

( The Mixes )

( The Unsorted Stuff )


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Title: Clover and Shadows (1/5)
Rating: R
Warnings (highlight for the spoilery ones): Trans issues, angst, (skip) character death
Characters/pairings: MtF!"Stephen", FtM!Charlene, Jon, families
Marvelous betas: stellar_dust and balljointed
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Yes, I'm finally posting that story I've been referring to for months now.

An AU/variation on I'll Be That Girl. This time around, not only is Stephen MtF, Charlene is FtM. (So if you thought I was a pronoun ninja before...)

Part of the loosely associated group of fics which I have cleverly decided to refer to as Transverse.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

( Charlene has to do a double take, but sure enough — it's just Stephen, the bratty cousin who cheats at checkers and once got run up the flagpole by the football team for making the mistake of paying too much attention to Hamlet. )

Title: Castle Down (5/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Rob, Ed, Larry/John-O, O'Reilly, Kristen
Warnings: More violence; magical abuse; excess sparkles.
( Two disclaimers, with love )

Pay no attention to the slapdash derivative nature of the warfare in this part. (Hopefully you weren't reading this for the military strategy in the first place.)

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( In which there are battles, feats of daring, unexpected enemies, and even more unexpected allies. Also, unicorns. )

Title: Castle Down (4/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Jason(/Sam), Larry/John-O, Lewis, Kristen
Warnings: YMMV self-harm; angst; sad Stephen in snow.
( Two disclaimers, with love )

So much for this being a tale of helpless!puppy!Stephen. Now he and Jon get to deal, separately, with the fallout from Stephen beating Jon up and taking his stuff.

Cookies to anyone who spots the sidelong references to Narnia and/or Sailor Moon.

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( Stephen's a lone man on the move through a cold, cold forest. Jon's on the move too, although he had the foresight to bring an army. )

I have been promising way too many things to people lately, so I probably should not be doing this...but torches posted the meme, and I had to hear her meta about Witch Hunter Robin, so now I'm locked in. Whoops.

The first ten people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. Some other equivalent gift, like icons or mini-fanmixes or quickie meta, would make sense for people who don't write fic themselves. (Or if the writing doesn't come...)

You may get drabbles, or you may get chibis/sketches, depending on What I Feel Like. Or I can do meta-on-demand, if there's a question you're dying to hear me pontificate on.

Just to mix things up, I'll throw in one limit: you can ask for any fandom except fake news. (Some suggestions: Hellsing; Doctor Who; Sailor Moon; Good Omens; Jeeves & Wooster; Red Dwarf; Madeline; Read Or Die; Waldo/Carmen Sandiego; anything Dr. Seuss. But anything I've written/drawn/fangirled is fair game.)

1. erie_potter - ficlet, the Master at Aziraphale's bookshop
2. bliumchik
3. anais_rhys - ficlet, Neil Gaiman meets Morpheus
4. holly_cullen
5. bigkwell
6. sarcasticsra
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Title: Out Of The Bag
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: "Stephen", Jon, and Brian, with a side of Meg, Bobby, and Tad
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

For sarcasticsra, whose incredibly transparent fakenews_fanfic Secret Santa wish asked for a lighthearted mystery/comedy involving Brian, Jon, and "Stephen"...here is my equally obvious response. Featuring Stephen in CAPSLOCK, Jon in strange costumes, a mysterious meat thief, and a surprise pairing.

Special thanks to my mother, for inadvertently breaking my writer's block.

( NO LONGER TRUST SPELLCHECK STOP ANY PROGRAM THAT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND 'FUNDIT' NOT WELCOME IN THIS BUILDING STOP )

My Secret Santa gift is up. And it is glorious.

Nobody wants to guess at the ones I gave? Nobody? The reveal's going to be soon, if not today, but that's still enough time for a few last-minute speculations. (Also, I will totally draw you something and/or write a custom ficlet if you guess right.)

Title: Castle Down (1/5?)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Rob, Ed, Kristen, Larry/John-O
Warnings: Fantasy violence; slavery, past abuse; complete disregard for historical accuracy.
( Two disclaimers, with love )

This is a fantasy AU, which means the setting is vaguely Renaissance-y, plus magic. Featuring slave!"Stephen", protective!Jon, the wizard version of Wilmore-Oliver Investigates, an occasionally porous fourth wall, an evil plot, some unicorns, and a whole lot of magic gems.

As you might have guessed, it's ridiculously self-indulgent. Basically, I woke up one day and said to myself, "You know what I could use more of in my life? Magic slavefic. With lots of shiny things."

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. Title is from a lovely Emilie Autumn song.

( Picking over an abandoned enemy town with his troops, Jon finds that something unexpected was left behind. )

Title: Assorted Belatedly Collected Drabbles (Sam, Jon, and Stephen Edition)
Series: TDS/TCR
Disclaimer: Works of parody. Not real; not mine.

More long-lost drabbles from 2006, plus something a bit more recent. Mostly Jon'n'"Stephen" this time. But also Sam!



Title: Fresh Twists
Characters/Pairings: Sam, an interviewee
Rating: PG
Notes: Drabble-and-a-half. Written during the days when Sam was the only female regular in the fakenewsverse.

( The interview with the senator is not going well. )


Title: The Last Best Hope
Characters/Pairings: Jon, Bill Bennett, Stephen, Bobby
Rating: G
Notes: Follows the two-part Bill Bennett interview, and its follow-up.

( 'When the interview first aired, Stephen was delighted.' )


Title: Blame The Lutherans
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen", Bobby
Rating: G
Notes: Comes right before this clip.

( 'So there's no way to put Jon properly On Notice by Monday's show?' )


Title: Temptation
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG

( Jon couldn't help it. )

Medium: Television
Fandom: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Subject: Jon/"Stephen"
Title: I Hate You (Don't Leave)
Warnings: Emotional abuse, implied suicide

The full arc of a highly dysfunctional relationship, in two parts. In which Stephen is an emotional live wire, swinging between violent anger and and desperate neediness, and unable to stop hurting Jon in the process.

This is Stephen's POV; Jon's songs can be found here. The songs are numbered so that you can either listen to the two mixes separately, or throw them together in one folder and let the views alternate throughout the story.



( You're my perfect little punching bag, and I need you - I'm sorry )