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genre: dramedy, illustrated, pairing: four'n'sarah jane, pairing: jack/ianto, pairing: jon/"stephen", pairing: ten'n'jack, series: doctor whoniverse, series: fake news, series: hitchhiker's guide, series: red dwarf, story: tardis

Title: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Rating: PG-13
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Overall, everything is fair game. See individual chapters for specifics.
Beta: The very awesome stellar_dust
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, places, and events, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. Fictional characters and settings are the property of the BBC, RTD, STC, TCR, and various other initials which are not mine.

Summary: Obnoxious right-wing pundit Stephen Colbert catches a lift with Four'n'Sarah Jane...and, in his younger days, Ten'n'Jack. Can Four cope with the older Stephen acting like he knows what he's doing? Can Ten avoid saying anything to the younger Stephen that will cause a paradox? And can the rest of space and time handle the truthiness?

For those just coming in, don't be daunted by the bird's nest of links - just start at the top and work your way down, until you're either bored or hooked. Also available on A Teaspoon And An Open Mind, which is kinder to fans of linear layouts.


Table of Contents
0. Don't Step On The Butterflies
1. First Meetings
  (One, Two)
2. A Thousand Wørds
  (One, Two, Three, Four, Five)
3. How Many Time Lords Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
  (One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight) +. Deleted Scenes
4. I'm Your Moon
  (One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine) +. Deleted Scenes
5. I Want My MTV
  (One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six) +. Deleted Scenes
+. Children in Need Special: The Colbert That Never Was
6. The Eagle Has Landed
  (One, Two, Three, Four, Five) +. Deleted Scenes
+. Children in Need Special: Underappreciated Tea-Boys Unite!
+. Christmas Special: A Truthy TARDIS Crew's Christmas
  (One, Two, Three, Four, Five)

Extras
—Soundtrack
—Poster
—Opening: DailyMotion, YouTube
—Closing: DailyMotion
—Wallpapers: Team TARDIS Four, Team TARDIS Ten, I'm Your Moon
—Illustrations: Serials 1-3, Serial 4, Serials 5-6, Extras
—Jack Off Limits (spin-off story; not happy, non-con, non-canon)
—George's World (spin-off AU; harmless entertaining indulgence)

Geeknotes
—1. First Meetings
—2. A Thousand Words
—3. How Many Time Lords...?
—4. I'm Your Moon
—5. I Want My MTV
—6. The Eagle Has Landed
—+. A Truthy TARDIS Crew's Christmas

The arc word, as gammaguilt correctly guessed, is "[South Carolina] peaches."


Winner in the "Classic Who: Crossover" category during the second round of the Children of Time Awards. And, perhaps more importantly, dubbed "neato keen" by cot_tossed.