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Title: Castle Down (6/6)
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Larry/John-O, John Hodgman, Mrs. Jonatha Strangedirt
Two disclaimers, with love )

And you thought I was kidding about the mole-men.

The mole-manic woman in this chapter is #373 in the list from More Information Than You Require. (Mole-man language is described as "a melange of hisses, grunts, coughs, screeches, and French.") The rooster is...well.

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

In which Jon is awesome, and there are some final gratuitous sparkles. )
Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you"
Title: Castle Down (5/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Rob, Ed, Larry/John-O, O'Reilly, Kristen
Warnings: More violence; magical abuse; excess sparkles.
Two disclaimers, with love )

Pay no attention to the slapdash derivative nature of the warfare in this part. (Hopefully you weren't reading this for the military strategy in the first place.)

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

In which there are battles, feats of daring, unexpected enemies, and even more unexpected allies. Also, unicorns. )
Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you"
Title: Castle Down (4/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Jason(/Sam), Larry/John-O, Lewis, Kristen
Warnings: YMMV self-harm; angst; sad Stephen in snow.
Two disclaimers, with love )

So much for this being a tale of helpless!puppy!Stephen. Now he and Jon get to deal, separately, with the fallout from Stephen beating Jon up and taking his stuff.

Cookies to anyone who spots the sidelong references to Narnia and/or Sailor Moon.

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

Stephen's a lone man on the move through a cold, cold forest. Jon's on the move too, although he had the foresight to bring an army. )
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Title: Castle Down (3/6)
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Aasif, John Hodgman, Larry/John-O
Warnings: Past slavery, inadvertent abuse; sexy goings-on; possible impending doom.
Two disclaimers, with love )

In which Stephen is confused but pliant, Jon is in the dark but protective, and there are linguistic misunderstandings, steamy cuddlings, and more magic jewelry.

Decorative capitals continue to be from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

To make sure that whatever left its mark on Stephen won't be coming back for more, Jon calls in the experts. )
Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you"
Title: Castle Down (2/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Steve, Larry/John-OFeatherwick
Warnings: Fantasy clichés; past slavery, abuse; an overabundance of shiny things.
Two disclaimers, with love )

The plot thickens in this chapter of Princess Jonivere and the Jewel Riders. Featuring language barriers, stock tapestries, magical card tricks, dramatic foreshadowing, and, yes, potato pancakes.

Decorative capitals are still from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

Jon comes home, Stephen has a mysterious past, and John and Larry produce shiny things. )
Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you"
Title: Castle Down (1/5?)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Rob, Ed, Kristen, Larry/John-O
Warnings: Fantasy violence; slavery, past abuse; complete disregard for historical accuracy.
Two disclaimers, with love )

This is a fantasy AU, which means the setting is vaguely Renaissance-y, plus magic. Featuring slave!"Stephen", protective!Jon, the wizard version of Wilmore-Oliver Investigates, an occasionally porous fourth wall, an evil plot, some unicorns, and a whole lot of magic gems.

As you might have guessed, it's ridiculously self-indulgent. Basically, I woke up one day and said to myself, "You know what I could use more of in my life? Magic slavefic. With lots of shiny things."

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. Title is from a lovely Emilie Autumn song. For all the chapters, see here.

Picking over an abandoned enemy town with his troops, Jon finds that something unexpected was left behind. )

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